Me at school
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
- 4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
- 5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
- 6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
- 7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
- 8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
- 9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
- 2am: well
When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
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